why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
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