and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
This baby is an asshole
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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