i wish starbucks made bloody marys
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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