i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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