You made me cry and you don't even care
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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