So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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