Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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