I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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