So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Randomize
