I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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