Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
We had to coat check the pizza.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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