Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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