ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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