Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I currently don't understand fingers.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Randomize
