HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
never play flip cup with pint glasses
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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