Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Randomize
