He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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