Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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