Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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