People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
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It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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