This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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