Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
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its like you know when i get waxed
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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