the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
