gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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