He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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