Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I think I am morally bankrupt
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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