we have pet lesbian snakes
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
What a dumb baby whore.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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