I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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