that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I woke up under a house in Key West
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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