You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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