Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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