Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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