Just fell off a train. Bad.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
be right there i have to get my cape
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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