Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
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