if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
im six kinds of drunk right now
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Randomize
