I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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