Sponge bath it is.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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