i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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