it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Randomize
