i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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