Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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