Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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