I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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