i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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