There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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