I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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