I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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