i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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