She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Just puked most of my soul out..
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