Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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