they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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